Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Farewell Bear Facts Molokai

Farewell Bear Facts Molokai




Get dressed ye merry gentlemen! For it is both Christmas, and the half-way point of the whole show. I like this one. I like Christmas specials to be Christmassy, which this one is (but Zurich alas will not be, because I had no idea it was a Christmas special when I was writing it). I like how the various plots (Arthurs Christmas / secret santa; getting Alyhakins business and the Petrus 05) affect each other, and merge together into a three part ending. And I like how everyone, with the possible exception of Martin, is back to doing their core thing - Arthurs enthusing and being unhelpfully helpful; Carolyns doing battle with a passenger with one hand and trying to keep a lid on the mayhem in the flightdeck with the other; and Douglas is scheming up a scheme.

- If you try to keep track of who has whose name in the Secret Santa over the course of the episode, you will fail. Thats because a long scene in which Douglas orchestrates a baroque sequence of swaps in order to get the one he wants got cut even before the recording on the grounds that it was a lot of hard-to-follow plot, for not many jokes. (Some tough love there, quite correctly, from Producer David.) But lets say that scene still took place, it just happened while we werent listening…

- Mr Alyhakins Massive Yachts are a reference to this sketch  and indeed this sketch, which I wrote for That Mitchell and Webb Look.

- The reason that Nigel is the first name that comes into Carolyns head when shes making up pilots is that the captain at MJN before Martin arrived was called Nigel. (Also, Nigels is an industry nickname for British Airways pilots. Presumably because a lot of them were either called Nigel, or looked like they ought to be. )

- I love Rogers delivery of …and you mulled it? Though it was scary to be on the receiving end of it. Is this the only time we see Douglas lose his cool, if only for a moment?

- Deleted scene:


1.   ARTHUR: Yes. Because I couldnt help thinking, it was a bit unfair on you with the Secret Santas, because everyone else got such great presents, but you ended up with wine you cant drink.

2.   DOUGLAS: Oh, dont worry, I-

3.   ARTHUR: So instead, I made you... this!

4.   DOUGLAS: ... Oh.

5.   MARTIN: Oh, thats nice, Douglas. Weve got matching hats.

6.   ARTHUR: Yep! You didnt think Id make Martin one and leave you out did you? Look, Ive done you some gold braid on it, because I know how much you like Martins.

7.   DOUGLAS: So you have. Using?

8.   ARTHUR: Mostly scrambled egg.

9.   DOUGLAS: But also?

10.  ARTHUR: Superglue.







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